Half Shitfaced Tab

The Queers- Half Shitfaced
Standard tuning
EBGDAE

intro:
E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|-6~-----------------------|
D|-6~-----------////////////|
A|-4~-----------////////////|
E|--------------////////////|

RIFF/SOLO:
E|----------------------------|
B|-9^9^9P7^9^9^9P7^9^9^9P7^9~-|
G|----------------------------|
D|----------------------------|
A|----------------------------|
E|----------------------------|

vERSE: 
  I think paying fuckin' rent sucks.
  I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks.
  I spilled a beer in the living room.
  I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon.
E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-| x8
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-|
E|-----------------7-7-|

CHORUS:
                            Half Shit-faced!
E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------|
D|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------|
A|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------|
E|-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5----------------|

                                    Half Shit-Faced!
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| x2
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7----------------|
E|-----------------7-7------------------------------|
                                     
                                     Go!
E|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9------|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9------| 
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7------|
E|-----------------7-7--------------------|


RIFF/SOLO:
E|----------------------------|
B|-9^9^9P7^9^9^9P7^9^9^9P7^9~-|
G|----------------------------|
D|----------------------------|
A|----------------------------|
E|----------------------------|

vERSE: 
  Our ex-guitarist sucks.
  He ripped us off two hundred bucks.
  his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
  And an ugly face to match.
E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-| x8
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-|
E|-----------------7-7-|

CHORUS:
                            Half Shit-faced!
E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------|
D|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------|
A|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------|
E|-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5----------------|

                                    Half Shit-Faced!
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| x2
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7----------------|
E|-----------------7-7------------------------------|
                                     
                                     Go!
E|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9------|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9------| 
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7------|
E|-----------------7-7--------------------|

RIFF/SOLO:

E|---------------12----12-------12-------|
B|-9^9^9^9^9&9H12--7H9^--9^9P7^9--9h12---|
G|---------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------| X2
A|---------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------|

CHORUS:
                            Half Shit-faced!
E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------|
D|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------|
A|-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-7----------------|
E|-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5----------------|

                                    Half Shit-Faced!
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9----------------| x2
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7----------------|
E|-----------------7-7------------------------------|
                                     
                                     I WANT MORE!
E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-----6-6-6-6-6-6-9-------------|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-------------| 
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-------------|
E|-----------------7-7---------------------------|