The Nurse Who Loved Me Tab

"The Nurse Who Loved Me" by Failure

Tune 1/2 step down: eb, Bb, Gb, Db, Ab, Eb

===Verse===

"Say hello to the rug's topography.
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it."

Guitar 1 - acoustic (the strumming is the trickiest aspect of this song =P)
      Db5       G5          Ab5         Gb5           F5
eb||---------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb||---------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb||*--7-7-7-7-----------------------------------------------------|
Db||*--7-7-7-7---6-6-6-6-6---7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4---|
Ab||---5-5-5-5---6-6-6-6-6---7-7-7-7-7---5-5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4---|
Eb||-------------4-4-4-4-4---5-5-5-5-5---3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2---|

   B5          Gb5         Ab5
---------------------------------------------------||  Repeat once
---------------------------------------------------||
---5-5-5-5-5--------------------------------------*||
---5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--*||
---3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---||
---------------3-3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---||

2nd time

"Say hello to the shrinking in your head.
You can't see it, but you know it's there so don't neglect it."

Guitar 2 enters - clean electric (these are the harmonics)
eb|----------------------|  Play this nine times
Bb|---7*-----------------|
Gb|-------5*---7*---5*---|
Db|----------------------|
Ab|----------------------|
Eb|----------------------|

===Chorus===

"I'm taking her home with me.
All dressed in white.
She's got everything I need.
Pharmacy keys.
She's falling hard for me.
I can see it in her eyes.
She acts just like a nurse.
With all the other guys."

Piano enters

Guitar 1 - acoustic
       Gb Maj      A Maj       Ab Maj
eb||---3-3-3-3-3---6-6-6-6-6---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---||  Repeats 4 times
Bb||---3-3-3-3-3---6-6-6-6-6---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---||
Gb||*--4-4-4-4-4---7-7-7-7-7---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--*||
Db||*--5-5-5-5-5---8-8-8-8-8---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--*||
Ab||---5-5-5-5-5---8-8-8-8-8---7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---||
Eb||---3-3-3-3-3---6-6-6-6-6---5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---||

Guitar 2 - bright acoustic
eb||---2--3--2--5--3--2----5-----5-------2--3--2--5--3--2---|
Bb||---3(3)------------------3-----3-----3(3)---------------|
Gb||*---------------------3----3-----3----------------------|
Db||*-------------------------------------------------------|
Ab||--------------------------------------------------------|
Eb||--------------------------------------------------------|

------7--5-----7--5------||  Also repeats 4 times
-------------------------||
---6--------6--------6--*||
------------------------*||
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===Interlude===

Piano (same chords as Guitar 2 I think)

Guitar 1 - acoustic - plays same thing as verse

Guitar 2 - bright acoustic
eb||---2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2---|| Repeats 4 times then 1 bar of |---2-2-2-2---|
Bb||---3-3-3-3--3-3-3-3---||                               |---3-3-3-3---|
Gb||*--2-2-2-2--1-1-1-1--*||                               |---1-1-1-1---|
Db||*--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--*||                               |---0-0-0-0---|
Ab||----------------------||                               |-------------|
Eb||----------------------||                               |-------------|

===2ND Verse===

"Say hello to the apples on the ground.
They were once in your eyes, but you sneezed them out while sleeping.
Say hello to everything you've left behind.
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it.

Guitar 1 is the same as in the first verse

Guitar 2 continues to play the same thing as in the interlude

===2ND Chorus===

Guitar 1's part is played by an electric with heavy distortion

Guitar 2's part is played by an electric with distortion and flanger

===2ND Interlude===

You get the picture.

Pretty much nothing new from here on out.  The solo is a lot of electronics that I don't 
so I'm not going to try to figure it out.  Have fun!